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MIAMI MARRIOTT BISCAYNE BAY
On March 26, 2026, Bash Wathier (through Sir Edmund Hillary) issued an Emergency Quarantine Notice for the Miami Marriott Biscayne Bay, designating the hotel a Level 5 Impotent-Induced Ischemic Hotzone.
Due to the extreme health risks involved, MEZCAL urges viewers to limit the time they are exposed to the atrocities below:
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