On February 16, 2026, the curators at Saatchi Art launched another assault on America’s aesthetic sensibilities.  In their most recent New This Week collection, Saatchi Art gave the feature treatment to 100 works of art that, if they were to form a chorus, would sound like Sade.  

 

While these assassins of the anodyne were dallying with the dreadfully boring, the body count of victims of Impotent-Induced Ischemia continued to climb.

 

This Dossier serves as the dispositive demonstration of corporate hotel art’s capture and ransacking of the American soul.  The exhibits below were all photographed on Saatchi Art’s most recent New This Week collection, which curiously did not include any of Bash Wathier’s 10 works that currently rank on multiple of Saatchi’s Top 100 lists.